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I had a look at my hit counter this morning and over 1000 people have visited my blog. 1005, actually. Not all different people of course. But the 10 of you out there who check it out have done it 100 times or so, which is cool. And I suppose there's me as well. Compared to some of the big guys, that's nothing. They get like, 1000 hits an hour. But they spend most of their time making fun of George W Bush. And I think I've only done that twice at the most.

So for a non-political site run by someone whose friends aren't really the type to check blogs very often, 1000 hits isn't so bad. But I'm not going to let it go to my head. I'm going to chronicle the same drivel I always have. I'm not going to put a bunch of nonsensical political buzzwords in to attract google searches. No mention of cash for peerages, hurricane Katrina, the Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld-Rice 4-way bukake action (ew), supreme court justices, Islam, Iraq, Palestine, Israel, oil, cartoons, Christians, Intelligent Design (well, I have mentioned that, but only in exasperation BECAUSE IT'S SO FUCKING STUPID) or anything else like that to garner fresh interest.

I might mention Africa occasionally, because everyone else seems to forget about them.

And I might randomly mention loads of lesbian porn. Every once-in-awhile.